cunt burglar

1. a boyfriend who takes up all of your friend’s time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. another guy who steals your girlfriend.
1. susan and i used to hang out every weekend but that c-nt burglar, phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: hey, phil where’s susan?
phil: gary got her.
friend: argh that c-nt burglar!

a guy who steals his women from either their husbands or boyfriends.
he is such a c-nt burglar, hes sleeping with that dudes wife.
a male that sleeps with a women after sn-tching her from a social situation to her own bedroom… the male proceeds to leave the females humble abode for a victory escape home while she remains in a s-xually satisfied sleep.

rules:
1. the male has had to perform c-nn-l-ng-s for more then ten minutes with the female.
2. the male has had to have s-x with the female after c-nn-l-ng-s and completely satisfied her s-xual need for the evening.

if you ______ then you are not a c-nt burglar.
1. are a female
2. are a pre-mature ejaculator
3. wake up the female while trying to leave
4. exchange phone numbers (at any given time)
5. repeat desired victim(s)
bro man: dude, where where you last night, man? you totally missed chappelle show marathon?

his bro: awwh, dude., i was a total c-nt burglar, whoa wee!
someone who gains unauthorized access to a womans v-g-n- with intent to rape her.
there is a c-nt burglar on the loose in london
one who c-ck blocks or c-nt burgles someone else out of an opportunity to get laid
dude 1:whatcha say we go back to my place

chick 1:sure… (enter dude 2)

dude 2: (puts arm around girl) wats up dude

(later that day)

dude 1:wtf dude you were a total c-nt burglar earlier today.
the theft of a poor womans ‘c-nt’ can be rather painful but most often very pleasurable. in the words of steve ‘its not rape its just surprise s-x’
oh dear god my c-nt just got burgled lol who was that c-nt burglar how dare they invade my v-g-n-l area without my consent! pfft silly boy!