Cunt candle
a person of outstanding idiocy or tw-tdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
the right honourable bishop of carlisle, mark thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, margaret thatcher), and malcolm horner (housemate and b-tt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
“i watched match of the day last night”
“oh yeah?”
“f-ck a duck that lawrenson is a right c-nt candle!”
hrh elizabeth ii to phillip duke of edinburgh
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