Cunt Cap
the dirty, covertly contagious nickname behind a popular military style of hat, the garrison cap. the hat itself is simple in construction and is typically made of felt wool, cotton, or moleskin. more recent variants include synthetic materials like polyester. it is typically -ssociated with apparel worn on base and is not very practical for use in the field.
the name comes from the top of the cap, which, when triple-creased, resembles a v-g-n-. to preserve the dignity of the wearer, the hat, and the branch of service while maintaining the humor of the name, many troops abbreviate the name to “c-cap”.
newer variants of the cap lack the triple crease on top, effectively eliminating the resemblance to genitalia, though it’s doubtful that the hat’s undignified nickname caused this change.
“only a sailor could describe a hat as a c-nt cap!”
“like h-ll! the army came up with that fine nickname years before any of you slimy ship rats!”
“you’re both wrong! it was a marine!”
-this argument continues endlessly and pointlessly until armageddon-
a dysphemism for the military overseas cap.
a yardbird wears his c-nt cap tilted toward the back in trying to look cool.
the u.s. army cl-ss “a” hat or “overseas hat” pre beret was commonly referred to as the “c-nt cap” or “c-ntcap”.
soldiers graduating from basic training wear c-ntcaps when in cl-ss “a” uniforms before they get to their units. the hat is shaped like a “c-nt”
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