cunt card
a bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words “c-nt” or “c-nt card” written on it. the object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. the c-nt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.
brian did not take the last shot we all took together. that is why the c-nt card is in front of him.
last time we gave brian the c-nt card because he didn’t take his shot. he put the c-nt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all c-nt cards for not keeping up with him.
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