cunt church
the word c-nt is considered to be the worst insult in the english “language”.
but that is all blasphemy.the c-nt church believes that everything came from the c-nt god and his 13 little c-nties.
jesus came from a c-nt,kitties come from a c-nt, doggos come from a c-nt…everything good comes from a c-nt.
everything bad doesn’t come from a c-nt…bad doggos come from the male c-nt(a male c-nt is simply a p-n-s),hitler came from a male c-nt,jews came from a male c-nt…that’s why masturbation is a sin,when you m-st-rb-t- you anger the male c-nt and the male c-nt gives birth to hitler…the main holiday of the c-nt church is the no nut november(the cleansing month).you can join the c-nt church and partic-p-te in the no nut november and follow the way of the c-nt.
that’s why the word c-nt is the word and the will of c-nt god.
-c-nt church was created by our anonymous prophet o*****…
“i embrace the c-nt church,the c-nt god saved my son from masturbating to my little pony hentai”
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