Cunt Clappers
extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of c-ck during a lifetime.
john: “i had this old saggy woman last night, her v-g-n- was clapping together with every thrust”
peter: “ah yes, the old c-nt clappers. my gran used to have this problem!”
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- cunt crunchies
v-g-n-l secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy. when my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. i later went up and saw dried up c-nt crunchies on her pubic hairs.
- smurche
(v.) when a male sharts on a females v-g-n-l area after -j-c-l-t–n during intercourse. (adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features. (v.) “dude, i totally smurched on that hoe.” (adj.) “nigguh, she aint no b-ttaface… she’s a straight up smurche.”
- Cunter Punter
a abusive boyfriend i/e a form of s&m dude he is such a c-nter punter. you need to drop him quick!
- euo
abr. (ee-woh): exterior urethral oriface. in common parlance, “pee-hole”; a term for the terminus of the male urethra. note: the pr-nunciation is derived from slurring together each of the composite letters in the abbreviation. pull down your pants and let me see your euo!
- Smurtain
curtain like fabric to block the view of s-x from the general public.. he hung a smurtain so the public would no see them having s-x through they’re bedroom window..