Cunt Cookies
when a b-tch is on her period and you go down on her lucky to find little salty hard bits of dried blood that you absolutely must stop to chew.
whooaaaaa……f-ck b-tch! you is gonna have to wait to c-m whiles i gets me some c-nt cookies!
every month my cooze bakes me a batch of c-nt cookies…yumm yumm! i just loves my c-nt cookies!
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