Cunt Cough
when a mans d-ck is in a v-g-n-, and the woman coughs so hard the mans d-ck erupts out and slaps him back on his own b-lls or belly.
susan, i almost -rg-smed before you c-nt coughed my d-ck out! now i have blue b-lls! blue b-lls
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