Desi-Keys
the most exquisite creations of plastic ever dezigned, forged in the factories of tomy company, ltd. they can open any door that is unlocked, are really fun to throw at people, and make a great pencilbox accessory.
they’re not just baby keys, they’re desi-keys.
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