cunt-dinger
a guy that calls his girlfriend or wife when he’s with his friends, or a social gathering that is a good time until said person does aforementioned thing.
“caught three largemouth b-ss last thursday!”
“i know carl i was there, caught three myself. too bad that fishing trip was a c-nt-dinger.”
#humdinger
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