cunt envy
when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend’s relationship with his female colleagues. usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.
man 1: i’ve got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary
man 2: why ?
man 1 : i’m worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian s-x.
man 2: you wish don’t be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of c-nt envy
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