cunt-fetti
(n) v-g-n-l secretion that has since dried and become a white flake like substance. usually found on the base of the p-n-s after s-xual intercourse and/or sprinkled on the surface below where the intercourse took place.
the s-x was great, but the c-nt-fetti was all over!
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(n) v-g-n-l secretion that has since dried and become a flake like substance. normally found on the base of a p-n-s after s-xual intercourse or on the surface underneath where the intercouse had taken place.
the s-x was great, but the c-nt-fetti was all over the bed.
the tiny pieces of cheap, thin, economy toilet paper commonly used in public restrooms that cling to women’s v-g-n-s.
“i was going down on this girl and i kept having to stop to take the c-ntfetti out my mouth!”
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