Cunt Flubber
when a girl m-st-rb-t-s and forgets/refuses to clean up. by doing this, she makes a second layer of skin on her v-g-n-.
dude, i was totally about to bang jessica last night, but she had c-nt flubber all over her p-ssy.
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