Mexican Tool Kit
plastic wal-mart bag with the following three tools: channel locks, bailing wire, duct tape.
juan: “oye pedro me coche el motor explode on me between la paz and cabo san lucas. please come help me feex it”
pedro: “si juan lay me get the mexican tool kit and we get her running in no time.”
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