Cunt Junk


when a male enters a v-g-n- for the first time, it is very pleasant, unless the female has c-nt junk. when the male enters the female’s v-g-n- and encounters c-nt junk, he should immediately withdraw. there is no way of knowing what is in there. females can use a wide array of items to incite pleasure in themselves. when one of these items becomes lodged inside, it then belongs to the c-nt and is known as c-nt junk. if this particular female is very s-xy, one may try to douche the item out. do not try to dislodge item if it is unclear what the item is!!! if it does not douche out, immediately seek medical attention.
clark: what is this c-nt junk jane?!?!?!
(superman then rips her in half)

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