cunt moss


c-nt moss is the gr-ssy substance that forms on the v-g-n- when an old woman becomes wet, but does not engage in any s-xual activity, because she’s old. it also means she’s dirty because c-nt moss only forms when the old hag forgets to wash, and the mold and moss starts growing.
the woman is so old, and so ugly, i bet she’s got c-nt moss.

dude, i was about to bone this milf the other day, but i couldn’t get over the fact that she had c-nt moss! (note, that c-nt moss will never ever form on a milf, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)

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