curious ostrich


1) when a man sticks his p-n-s into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his p-n-s into. 2) when a man sticks his p-n-s into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) on a night so debaucherous that one would swing their p-n-s in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don’t care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their p-n-s has been the night before.
dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! i don’t want to know, though i have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

beach week was epic while i did not hook up with anyone i did pull a curious ostrich!

holy f-cking sh-t with everything that happened last night i am one curious ostrich; as my d-ck has b-mps all over it and it burns when i pee!

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