Cunt-o-dactyl


a huge prehistoric creature, with claw like hands, having no regard for their job that they’ve been doing for over ten years coupled with an inability to do said job and basically half–ssing their way though their work day.
d is such a c-nt-o-dactyl!!!
there are no literary restrictions on the usage of c-ntodactyl.
1. inflamed c-nt whom does nothing but shriek and b-tch about everything, everyone, and their mother. the c-ntodactyl species have a wide variety of shapes, sizes, att-tudes, rides, and heels. they cause pandemonium everywhere they go. they tend to be quite the succubus when it comes to anyone who has something the c-ntodactyl feels it needs.
1. “i caught my husband with the other woman in the parking lot at the home sweet home motel. tried to get that triflin’ c-ntodactyl to climb down out of her tahoe so i could kick her azz, but she was skeered. i punched that kanye azzhole in the jaw instead.”

2. “kanye west is a trifling c-ntodactyl.”

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