cunt peddler
an archaic form of pimp. one who peddles c-nts.
my fine sir, dost thou know where i may find the nearest c-nt peddler? i’ve been itchin’ for some good lovin’.
but of course, dear chap, just down the block. ask for reginald beasley, he’ll peddle you the finest c-nt in town. for a fair price, mind you.
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