Google Wank
type in p-rn in google and beat one off to the top hit. everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!
i had a google w-nk over www.d0nkeypr0n.com today
masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.
man, i was h-rny last night so i searched ‘lesbian’ and had a mad googlew-nk.
to quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. usually done when losing an online debate.
a: “therefore, the president’s plan is doomed to failure.”
…long, long pause…
b: “but in 1986, economists praised a similar plan.”
a: “is a googlew-nk the best you can do?”
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