Cunt Pump


the most offensive c-cktail in the world. it consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some french mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a c-cktail umbrella, a tampon.
shayla slapped kandron when he asked for a c-nt pump, not realising that he had given up absinthe.

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