Cunt Ruffle


a short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
“could you believe kelly was riding her bike in a c-nt ruffle?”

“yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear.”
captain of the “ss lady go ruffle”

captain c-ntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a pirate since the age of 2.

at 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.

then he died.

also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn’t good enough to be called a c-nt.

like sanke.
when i grow up, i want to be like captain c-ntruffles!

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