cunt smuggler


a bull dyk-. wants a p-n-s but sports a v-g-n-. disguises her lack of man junk by wearing loose-fitting slacks.
get over it rosie, you c-nt smuggler, you’ll never be able to fill a banana hammock.
a c-nt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles c-nts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.
paul ahern is such a c-nt smuggler. all he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch dales sack.

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