Cunt Swatter
a female who prevents another female from getting laid.
similar to c-ck blocking
coined by dane cook.
girl 1: so jill, did you finally get it on with steve?
gir 2: no, amy told him i had some horrible disease.
girl 1: that c-nt swatter!
the female version of a “c-ck blocker” they keep other females from getting -ss.
jesus christ! that girl is such a c-nt swatter, i was just about to come when she walked in!
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