cunt treed
when a guy trys to put his d-ck into a girls c-nt but she is too tight so his head only gets in. makeing a tree the c-nt being leaves and the d-ck is the trunk.
man yester day me and my boyfriend were gonna do stuff…but i got c-nt treed… he is too big!
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