fartspeak
a voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. when asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullsh-t — i.e., “fartspeak,” which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as “bullsh-t artistry” or as “spin doctoring.”
example:
“this is a guy who does congressional hearings, said cessy. “i’m surprised he’s letting it get under his skin.”
“it’s because he’s lying,” said reuben.
“oh, come on. like they { the military br-ss } don’t lie to congress.”
“they { these military -sshats } spin to congress.”
“well, he’s spinning this, too, isn’t he? ‘i’m sure it’s just a misunderstanding.’ that’s fartspeak for ‘i said it, you jerk, but you weren’t supposed to tell.'”
“‘fartspeak’?”
“that’s what we called it on the hill { capitol hill }, said cessy.
— orson scott card, in “empire”, chapter 10 — “fair and balanced”, on page 140.
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