Cunt Umbrella


1. a shallow silicone cup inserted into the v-g-n- to prevent pregnancy.

2. an insult to demean lesser males.
1. “ey yo b-tch! i wanna get freaky. you rockin’ yo c-nt umbrella??”

2. “zac was being a f-cking c-nt umbrella”

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