cunt wart
a f-ckin nasty -ss piece of f-ckin sh-t on your c-nt
hey kid, you’ve got a piece of dead skin on your c-nt. “nah, that’s just my c-nt wart.” you want to eat it?
use this term to really p-ss someone off. c-nt warts are particularly repulsive. they fill up with puss and then when you get that feeling when you cant resist, burst it, but, make sure you are standing near a mirror so the puss launches itself at it. mmmmm then scr-pe the remnants off the mirror and put it in a stew.
daniel craig is a c-ntwart. his face looks like a f-nny which has received a rather bad case of leprosy and is enjoying bathing in its own fluidy goodness. the c-nt!
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