cuntal mountain
1a– the mound of fat that appears on a woman’s abdomen as a result of giving birth multiple times
1b– the mound of fat that bulges below the belt, especially when wearing a tight belt.
after amy’s 3rd birth, people started suggesting p90x workouts so that she might reduce her developing c-ntal mountain.
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