cuntalope


a c-nt, wh-r-, sl-t, that hops all over the place having s-x with anyone, anything, like a jackalope!!!
that nasty f-cking c-ntalope better not even think about hookin up with my husband, or farm animals!!!!
2 more definitions
1. term for a would be wh-r-.
when only part of a woman “alopes” temporarily. (usually with your best friend.)
a person who has a giant v-g-n- hole, one so big you could fit your god d-mn cantalope in it!
“i saw caitlin last night.”
“did you see the c-ntalope?”
“yeah! it tried to eat me!!”

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