Cuntastic Voyage


inspired by coolio’s fantastic voyage.
“slide slide slippity-slide”
guy #1:”that dude is rollin’ in the p-ssy, he’s on a mission”
guy #2:”nahh he’s on a c-ntastic voyage”

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  • dovell

    1. to almost have s-x with a girl, but fail to rise to the occasion. 2. to strike out with freshman, even though you’re a senior. pax: “did you get laid last night?” adam: “no, i dovelled her while trying to get a condom.”

  • Yo, you got that

    a manner in which one asks an acquaintance to partake in libations; usually at an inappropriate time, i.e. to have a liquid lunch or to have c-cktails, only, for lunch. john: “yo, lou, i had a long f-ckin day. yo, you got that”. lou: “you know it like a f-ckin poet!”

  • Gogging

    the art form of placing a pair of goggles (preferably world war 2 fighter pilot style) onto your girlfriends/wifes head before j-zzing into both eye cups equally. subsequently then pulling back the goggles to a distance of approximately 14-16inches, maintaining a strong grip using your thumb and index finger clasped tightly at the bridge of […]

  • Yo Young Tug.

    saying what’s up little thug. bill: yo young tug. bob: nothing much

  • yoyoyomama

    (yoyo-yo mama)to bring your mom up and down on my c-ck, or to yoyo your mom. yo mama’s so fine, i’m a yoyoyomama’s -ss.


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