cuntball

generally, a fellow who avoids halloween parties in favor of pseudo intellectual gatherings, and of course, is a douchebag =)
that kevin isn’t showing up tonight? what a c-ntball!
the ball on the ring of a female genital piercing.
i was bangin’ that girl so hard her c-nt ball popped off.
someone who has attained supreme doucheyness. this person can also be cl-ssified as an -sshole, f-cktard, dipsh-t, or dumb f-ck.
kirby: dude, kelsey, help me with this now! -glares at kelsey-

kelsey: kirby, shut the f-ck up. you can be such a c-ntball sometimes. -gives kirby dirty, annoyed look-

kirby: huh???????? -looks at her in a dumbfounded way-
c-ntb-lls is the result of intercourse between a mans b-lls and a woman’s c-nt. the b-lls are irreversibly stuck in the woman’s v-g-n-.

the only way to free the man is to remove his b-lls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the b-lls will remain inside the v-g-n- permanently.

the woman’s v-g-n- is now known as c-ntb-lls instead of the c-nt.
elisa: hows your -sshole going?

joe: good thanks, how are your c-ntb-lls going?

elisa: they’re a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good
when you are dejected. alternate to saying “shucks” or “m-th-r f-ckers” in frustration. instead, say, “c-nt b-lls!”.
1. kevin realizes he forgot his id at the airport security gate..”c-nt b-lls!”

2. kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. judge: “you will pay the maximum fine”
kevin: “c-nt b-lls!”

3. kevin parked his car in nyc without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. he returns to find a parking ticket. “c-nt b-lls!”