cuntclusion
when common sense goes into a female ear, along with fact and reason going into her other ear, what is then spewed out of her mouth is irrational rubbish.
“hey honey, do you want to stick around tonight? i have several of my girlfriends coming over for cheap wine and convo,” says nadine. “no thanks hun, i can’t imagine the c-ntclusions several drunk women will come with when discussing the cr-p you do. i’d rather help my friend move in subzero temperatures than hang out with you on girl’s night,” says brad.
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