cuntcussion
the inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the v-g-n-, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as “taking a pounding”.
“did you hear about mary’s new african american boyfriend tron?”
“no, but i don’t think the community would approve………….”
“yes i know… i’ve been talking to her and apparently she’s been suffering through some substantial c-ntcussions recently. the doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks”
literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a v-g-n- as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless
poor ted was never quite the same after devin gave him that horrible c-ntcussion in 2006.
when you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a c-ntcussion
“dude, why are you so dizzy?”
“i ate out 23 girls, so now i have a c-ntcussion!”
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