cuntdick


a male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

a p-ssy.

also: someone who ruins a good time.
joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a c-ntd-ck.
the biggest oxymoron known to man
“thats a bunch of c-nt-d-ck”
c-ntd-ck refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one’s strap-on d-ld-], and imagining it in use by others. this results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. the emotion of c-ntd-ck can be considered the male -n-log of loaning out your p-n-s, if this were possible.

c-ntd-ck falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

this term is common within some lesbian communities.
just loaned my strap-on to stephanie, and i think she had s-x with my ex-girlfriend… i’m feeling so c-ntd-cky right now.
used to refer to a third party in a conversation that has not been identified as male or female.
lane: “someone said i look like fran drescher in this pic!”

jenn: “at least they didn’t say you sound like her, then you’d have to punch ’em in the c-ntd-ck.”

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