cunted off


a harsher form of being mugged-off.
alan asked me for a fiver. he’s a scrounging f-ck, so i c-nted him off.

alan: ian never gave me that fiver; he just c-nted me off!

being c-nted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.

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