cuntentious
the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her sh-t.
so i went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. before i could put my money in the slot, this c-ntentious b-tch walks over and tells me to f-ck myself because it was her paper. as i was walking away she was mumbling some sh-t about how men weren’t good enough to lick dog sh-t off of her shoes.
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