cuntfish

generic insult suggesting the receiptient displays the least agreeable qualities of both a fish and a c-nt.
will tracz, you display both the least agreeable qualities of a fish and a c-nt, i therefore conclude that you, my son, are a c-ntfish and a f-cknugget and a cad.
a nasty stank puss you don’t wanna go near.
dude i almost had to eat c-nt fish last night.
1. to go fishing inside a c-nt. the best bait to use is turgid worms of various sizes (but you personally only have one size, unless you’re yet to finish p-b-rty, then you might have different sizes at different times, but only one size at one time).

2. a fish that lives in a c-nt. these are mostly seen in women of the amazon basin, and are similar to piranhas, but they don’t eat the person whose c-nt they reside in. their food of choice is turgid worms. men of the amazon basin have the highest incidence of stump c-ck in the world.
1. person a: dude, you wanna go and paint my house for me?
person b: no thanks, dude, i choose to go and c-nt fish.

2. sir david attenborough: the c-nt fish is native to women of the amazon basin, noted for its sharp teeth, scaly appearance, and french accent.
nickname for mussels, a sh-llfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and v-g-n-l appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.
“aargh matey, we be fishin’ fer c-ntfish – the tw-ts o’the sea! yeller as a smackhead ‘n’ smellin’ like quif! aaargh!”
a womens v-g-n- that smell`s like fish.
or when you are p-ssed off with someone it`s an insult telling them they smell like a smelly v-g-n-.
i went down on “that girl” and she has a c-ntfish.
or when your p-ssed off with someone…. oi you c-ntfish f-ck you.
see baker
u f-cking c-nt fish!!!
anybody who is a different race than you are.
1.jim is a f-cking c-nt fish, you know cause he’s black.
2.kyle is a f-cking c-nt fish, you know cause he’s a jew.