Cunthammer
usually in league with a c-ntdagger, stuck together like siamese twins. the job of the c-nthammer is to bash the iq out of your head by being a dumb c-nt b-tch. tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.
similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. a little less pain and a lot more torment. they can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
“julia is such a f-cking c-nthammer, i’m going to throw a brick at her face.”
in super smash brothers melee, samus’ down a meteor smash attack.
dude you just got c-nt hammered.
the pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the c-nt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.
“hey ted, i was f-cking this girl last night and then at the last moment, i unleashed a c-nt hammer on her -ss.”
a c-nthammer screams out under the weight of it’s iconoclast anarchism. always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. every great man was a c-nthammer.
the world: c-nthammer, we love you. c-nthammer we would dir for you. great hammer of c-nt, oh great hammer of c-nt.
c-nthammer: yeah, whatever. bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
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