cuntificate


when a chick rambles on and on about bullsh-t.
did you see c-ntaleezza rice c-ntificate before the 9/11 commission? shameless.
‘qualifications’ which are only good in proving that you are a c-nt. word derived from certificate and c-nt, obviously.
billy: dad! dad, i got that gnvq in bussiness studies, that i spent the last two years trying to obtain

billie’s sickened father: right. shall i put it up on the wall with the half gcse in plantology, or next to your degree in internet reuters and their signals? yet another c-ntificate you’ve come home with. boy, i’m dissapointed in you.

to be on one’s period/menstruating.
i began to c-ntificate yesterday.

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