Cuntillion
the coming out party for celebrity vag. the first time cooter gets shown getting out of a limo.
did you see britney’s dress the other night? neither did i, all i saw was vag as she got out of the limo, she was right on time for her c-ntillion
1. the world’s female population number
2. a nickname for the ever-gay high school dance, “cotillion”
3. the amount of -ss a virgin, teenage guy claims to have gotten in front of his annoying friends.
1. “dude, don’t worry, there’s a c-ntillion girls out there for you!”
2. “i went to c-ntillion, and it was so lame.”
3. “yeah dude, oh i got about c-ntillion b-tches that night, it was tight.”
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