Cuntling
a portmanteau of “c-nt” and “underling” – it is used to describe a female (or possibly a male) who operates as a subordinate for someone who is ostensibly considered a “c-nt”, and who shares the c-nt-like qualities of their superior.
too bad that ‘dear abby’ has her team of c-ntlings that read all her mail for her; i’d really give her a piece of my mind.
a small, irritating child with the propensity for being annoyingly f-cking loud, getting in the f-cking way and generally existing within the parameters of any of one of one’s five senses.
alec: “i hate shopping in asda. the place is always full of c-ntlings.”
gracia: “aye. f-cking c-ntlings…f-cking tesco as well.”
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