Cuntmare


similar to a c-nt-terror, this term refers to a situation or actual dream involving castastrophic levels of c-nt-riddled happenings, of varying flavors. typically entails damaged cars, the mall or some type of shoe sale, and loud/shrill brainless conversations, void of any intellect whatsoever. it can also refer to a location that tends to be an epicenter of frazzled sn-tch such as a shoe warehouse during a sale.
dude, i just had the biggest c-ntmare ever. i ran out of gas and my car coasted into the parking lot of the dsw shoe warehouse, during a sale, and 5 lexus suvs with b-tches on their phones, slammed into my car. i felt better when the one b-tch’s lexus caught fire and she went up in flames but then her 8 cans of hairspray must have exploded and the fireball caught my car on fire too. i’m so glad i woke up!!!!

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