cuntmuppet
an obnoxious and totally undisciplined child.
“this woman at the next restaurant table was completely ignoring her kid as it threw dinner rolls at waiters and spilled its milk. i have no idea why she had the little c-ntmuppet if she’s just going to ignore it all the time.”
a woman with an unusually loose v-g-n-, so loose that you can fit your entire hand up in it in the manner of a puppet, or more popularly, a muppet.
“jane is such a f-cking c-ntmuppet, i can’t even feel the sides of her when i bang her”
1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.
2. a term of affection.
1. “i’m going to f-cking kill you, you f-cking c-nt muppet.”
2. “i love you, c-nt muppet.”
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