Cuntometer
c-ntometer (noun), device for detecting c-nts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. one holds the c-ntometer in front of the target. if the target is a “c-nt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
i met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky i had my c-ntometer, it showed red and i told him to f—k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his -ss.
rating system used by cybersh-ll13 in his youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in sonic the hedgehog video games
asteron got a whopping 42 on the c-nt-o-meter, which makes him the king of c-nts
the measured effect of a c-nt on a social or business setting
g-d, the c-ntometer hit 11 in the office today!
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