Cuntpea
a c-ntpea is a little-known bodily condition, originating in the heights of st. aidan’s college, durham. it mainly affects females, but the condition has been found in several specimens that claim to be male. c-ntpeas are spread by excessive alcohol consumption and prolonged facebook contact.
due to the timely migration of many of the population of st. aidan’s college, from their natural habitat to the city of london, c-ntpeas are now becoming a national concern.
jen palmer has a c-ntpea.
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