cuntpie


a delicious morsel between a female friend’s or girlfriend’s legs, also can be undelicious. the color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. even though the c-ntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky c-ntpie. happy eating and don’t forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.
g-d, i can’t wait to get out of work and go eat some c-ntpie.

wow your c-ntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

your c-ntpie smells like an -ss of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

hey man your a c-ntpie, seeya later.
a delightful pastry based dish, filled with c-nt.
an offensive term to describe a real t-ss-r.
can i offer you some steamy c-nt pie?

stop being a c-nt pie!
dumb-ss, c-nt, douchebag, basically a different way of calling someone a c-nt with a hint of humor. can also be a noun.
“dude stop being such a c-ntpie.”
“youre a gay c-ntpie”
“that kid can go eat a c-ntpie”

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