cuntry blumpkin
the act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.
i hear miley cyrus gives a great c-ntry blumpkin!
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licking a woman’s p-ssy to the point of -rg-sm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.
in a moment in evolutionary history, skeeter thought, “my sister done blumpkin me all the time. maybe i can do that for her.” and the first c-ntry blumpkin was performed…with mixed results for skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse’s wood toilet.
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