cuntry grammer


1. when a person’s mouth starts to emulate a v-g-n- and starts spitting out p-ss poor sentences.
2. when a person starts talking like a p-ssy.
d-mn, justin was bein yella bout everythin tonight. first off, he wouldn’t jump off the water touwer, then he tol me he had to call his momma to see whas for supper, and then he tell me, his girlfriend ain’t let him see “pg-13” movies anymure. he was sure speakin in c-ntry grammer.

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