kinda like the sh-t on harry potter’s forehead yet it resides near lady’s tw-t. formed shortly after a bl–dy c-ntscar has healed.
alex simpson you are a c-ntscar!
alex why the f-ck do you make scabs on tw-ts?
a steadfast adherence to being a c-nt all the time. -first coined by alison rosen on the adam carolla show podcast on 1/8/13. madonna’s outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her c-ntsistency.
- Hoggins Contest
when a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night. dude im f-ckered up lets have a hoggins contest.
- customer support fever
customer support fever is a type of ethnic s-x fever, similar to jungle fever (“once you go black, you never go back”) or turban fever (“it’s the oil”). indians are the targeted group. the name comes from the people normally manning (or womaning) call centers. “i must have customer support fever cause i’m intentionally downloading […]
murdercide occurs when you are filled with so much betray, anger and sorrow that you kill a motherf-cker and yourself simultaneously murdercide can happen if you catch your spouse in bed with another lover. you bound them and end them and yourself by whatever means possible at the same moment. murdercide: when you go back […]
a situation with many simple, good solutions. not really a problem at all. “have s-x with this gorgeous woman or eat a bin of trash? my, what a murdnunoc! i’ll take the woman, please!”